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Entertainment > Humor > "A Free Lunch is Only Found in Mousetraps."
 

"A Free Lunch is Only Found in Mousetraps."



To uplift your spirit, nothing works better than a healthy dose of
laugher. Here is a two-in-one deal: elevate your mood with these funny
inspirational quotes. They are funny; yet they inspire you.

Unknown Author
Never make the same mistake twice or you'll never get around to all of them.

Dodie Smith
Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.

Isaac Asimov
Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once.

Henry Ward Beecher: Inspirational Funny Quote
The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often
comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't.

Beverly Nichols
Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

Bertrand Russell
Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.

Mark Twain
Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

Montaigne
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.

Woody Allen
My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

Roger von Oech
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father.

Robert C.Edwards
Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.

Douglas Adams
A common mistake that people make when trying
to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the
ingenuity of complete fools.

Robert Frost
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body; the wishbone.

Conan O'Brien
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal
skills than men. I just have one thing to say to the authors of that
study: Duh.

Herbert Hoover
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

J. R. R. Tolkien
All who wander are not lost.

Dave Barry
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Mark Twain
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

John Capozzi
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.

Lord Samuel
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.

http://quotations.about.com/cs/inspirationquotes/a/Funny3.htm

posted on May 26, 2011 12:58 PM ()

Comments:

Or, "All those that wonder are not lost"! That's mine for today!
comment by solitaire on May 28, 2011 5:47 AM ()
Here's mine for today>>
"We call ours a utilitarian age, and we do not know the uses of any single thing. We have forgotten that water can cleanse, that fire can purify, and that the Earth is mother to us all." (Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900, playwright, author and poet. Prophetic words.)
reply by anacoana on May 28, 2011 9:55 AM ()
Why can't I ever think of these pithy quotes? Love 'em.
comment by solitaire on May 27, 2011 5:20 AM ()
That would make for a good brain stimulation to help the anti-aging. Learn a new quote a day and use it somehow. Fun idea, thanks I'm going to do that today.This one my son had on his bedroom wall all through High School.
He made me a small clay table with an old man on his journey and that quote. Love it, hangs on our door.
J. R. R. Tolkien
All who wander are not lost.
reply by anacoana on May 27, 2011 7:54 AM ()
Loved them all!
comment by marta on May 26, 2011 8:48 PM ()

Thanks for the visit and have a great safe weekend.
reply by anacoana on May 27, 2011 7:57 AM ()
I wouldn't want Lord Samuel as a friend!
comment by greatmartin on May 26, 2011 2:02 PM ()
I think what that means is in regards to NEEDY.. EMOTIONAL NEEDY types. They drag me down I know
reply by anacoana on May 27, 2011 7:58 AM ()
That was a fun post and loved the title there.
comment by fredo on May 26, 2011 1:16 PM ()
Yes the free lunch, good sign for a restaurant to have hanging someplace. Enjoy the day.
reply by anacoana on May 27, 2011 7:59 AM ()
Ralph Abernathy
He told us he was going to take crime out of the streets. He did. He took it into the damn White House.

Dorothy Parker
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Oprah Winfrey
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
comment by anacoana on May 26, 2011 1:03 PM ()

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