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Arts & Culture > An Old Farmer's Advice:
 

An Old Farmer's Advice:


An Old Farmer's Advice:



* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight
and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks and bankers at a
distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a
John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner
than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a
grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't

never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best
answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get
older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't

botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a

rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever
have to deal with, watches you from

the mirror every mornin'.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a
lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

posted on May 29, 2011 6:05 AM ()

Comments:

Thank you--now I can read it!!
comment by greatmartin on May 29, 2011 2:31 PM ()
If you find yourself in a hole,stop digging.I liked that one.
comment by fredo on May 29, 2011 8:33 AM ()
A lot was hard to read--bottom of sentences cut off.
comment by greatmartin on May 29, 2011 7:30 AM ()
I re-posted it.
reply by anacoana on May 29, 2011 8:01 AM ()
Yes I saw that, don't get me started on greasy's posting challenges
reply by anacoana on May 29, 2011 7:40 AM ()
comment by marta on May 29, 2011 6:07 AM ()

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