Oh yes, this is my short story, or my way of thinking as of 1736 hours on 05-09-2008

And yes I can write this post…  I shall write my heart out lol, and if you read it you too will know the truth as I see it.  In my way of thinking the things that will be mentioned here in shall be a truth of sorts.  Now I’m not saying that I know much about nothing but I have (in my life) touched some and this caused me to know (a few things) because my eyes were open.  Notice: that I didn’t say “Opened”.  One quick truth, if you understand irony then you’ll get along quite nicely with this post.  Wait; I’m experiencing writers block……  Not,,,,,,,, here we go.

If I were a woman,

I would shape the men/man in my life from the feet up into exactly the perfect mate for me.  Oh I can see it now, you are saying WTF right?  LOL let me explain.  Now I wouldn’t do this because he wanted me to, or because someone thought it would be a good idea, no, I’d be doing because I love that much.  I would be doing it because love is the grandest of all things that we so desperately need.  Yep, the man in my life would be completely surrendered to me 100% of ever twenty four hours of every day, three hundred and sixty five days a year.  Don’t believe me huh?  Well I divulge, if it is true that the secret to a mans heart lies within him then a greater truth is that a woman holds the key that unlocks every single door in his entire being.  If I am to know what is in my man then I must utilize attributes of our demise to attain entry.  Just so you know ergonomics aren't employed in these techniques lol… 

Yes, yes, yes, I must roam into the four corners of his heart to search and seek the treasure within.  Else how shall I know?  What, do you think he’s going to tell you where his guarded jewels are?  Wake up my girlfriend dear, and give me some sugar, because you are too sweet for your own good lol.  Listen; lest I go into the dark places in him and discover the Man he is to be, how shall I mold his shape?  If I’m not willing to travel to see his riches where ever they may be, how on earth could I expect him to purchase me with the warmth and tenderness I need?  Our hearts are filled with many doors, and behind each door there’s a guarded treasure.  Just because I have the key doesn’t mean they will open.  I have to use the keys.  I have to unlock the beautiful potential.  I have to pass through each one till his heart truly is an open door unto me.  I must be able to flow thru his heart as though I was his life’s blood.  Doesn’t this sound fun?  Wew  Hoo…..

Every man, no wait, let me say that again, “every man” needs to connect with his mate in a way that would astound all living.  Yup, it’s true.  With out an unbreakable connection there is no true ebb and flow.  With out this bond that goes far beyond the readily attainable a vow is merely a whisper never heard between and two hearts.  With love being our foot hold the tethers of our hearts will grow into a single proverbial heart that beats as one. 

As they come to me in no particular order below are the things that I would be if I were a woman.

I would be a whore, yep; I’d be the sexiest woman of the night you’ve ever seen.  I would go to the ends of the earth work’en it, just work it, work it lol.  I would be his love slave to the uttermost grasping the fantasies as the flowed from his body, and mind, fulfilling his desires until his body lie broken before me.  I would be a stripper with not a shred of apprehension, and I would erect a dance pole in our love room, daring his eyes to turn away.  I would purchase a 900 number for calls during the night, and it would be me his hot little phone sex thingy making love to him with the words of my heart.  I would buy the most provocative garments and would wear them at will.  I would beckon him to dare to adore me, and to entreat me as an animal of his desires.  I would ravish his bones until they quaked for rest, and I would offer him my arms for comfort, and bliss.  I would jump his bones continuously like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew lol….

I would be the lost he’s found.  I would the his hope he is to find.  I would be the help he seeks, and the answers he needs.  I would be the night for his delight, and the rain that fills his cup.  I would be the river he crosses, in search new land.  I would be the fountain he sups when his life needs renewed.  I would be the food for his strength as each day quickly ends.  I would be the mountains on high he climbs if for only the view.  I would be the dance he shares as the music leads on.  I would be a soul for assurance when times are hard.  I would be a shoulder when hope has left him less.  I would be the bridge that carries him to places anew.  I would be the shade that moves with the winds as to cover him from harm.  I would treat him with tenderness until life was no more.

All these things would shape the man I adore, and his heart would be open, and it's song would be me. 

I would be oh so many things, but most all, the very most important thing of all, I would just be me.

True love has no bounds, and in love neither should we.

Peace everyone.

Vic    

Comments:

You sound like a dude "desperately" trying to get "laid". What you miss, is you think women "want" a "GOOD BOY", when they crave "BAD BOYS"! They say they want a man to bring them "flowers", but they want a man to "throw them on the bed and take control. This may be news to you, but women LIE! It's not their fault, it's kinda "genetic" I think... Anyway, keep "trying your way".. someday you'll see the truth..

comment by whereabouts on May 7, 2009 6:30 PM ()

Thank you for the heart (I need one lol). I hope this heart didn't mean that you did not like my last post? I hope you have a beautiful Mothers Day

reply by daremeonce on May 8, 2009 3:06 AM ()

That was fantastic and I don't believe anything can kill that kind of passion; however, speaking from experience here because I have been all those things you have mentioned but if you are doing those things with the wrong person, your actions will be taken for granted and the end result is a very unhealthy relationship. So, it's not simply doing and being that, you also must know enough about yourself to make the right choice by knowing what it is that you need from your mate so that person will return all that you have to give and do so merely by his appreciation of and respect for who you are as a person and what you have inside.

comment by whereabouts on Apr 21, 2009 8:58 AM ()

Again you and I completely agree. Empty, cold, and a heart full of ache not soon to change will be a person on the receiving end of nothing. Beauty hidden or refused by virtue of the closed mind complicated by the lack of understanding has cause a form of death to many and me. Please let me say that I’m sorry that the potential for loveliness wasn’t never fully revealed, and the wake of ache found you.

reply by daremeonce on Apr 21, 2009 9:28 AM ()

I am with Susil. Marriage kind of kills that kind of passion. It just isn't an every day sort of thing.

comment by elderjane on Apr 7, 2009 6:17 AM ()

Hello and thank you for the response. I on the contrary believe it can and should be part of who we are whether we are married on not. Our gifts of love are truly boundless and if our mate possesses the capacity to give unconditionally back, then forever shall this world be an everlasting beautiful moment.

reply by daremeonce on Apr 21, 2009 9:09 AM ()

Get a grip!

Aaaahhh! A woman after my own heart. I think you describe it beautifully and it is with that same passion that we should all love our mates...male or female. It isn't about shallow things like who takes care of the car and mows the grass, or about who cleans the house and does the wash. It is about giving yourself so completely that the other person is shaped into who they can really be. I applaud your openness and honesty. Now if only I could be that woman myself!! ILMP OXSLOX

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You'd be a ##### - til some angry power hungry man killed you...

I liked this though - very open!!!

Oh geez Vic! You're too funny!