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<title>Life In The Boondocks</title>
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<description>elfie33&#39;s Blog</description>
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<copyright>&#169; 2010 Greasy.com  All rights reserved.</copyright>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 02:32:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Economic Conditions ...</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/economic_conditions_.html</link>
<description> DUE TO RECENT ECONOMIC CONDITIONS, AND THE RISING COST OF ELECTRICITY, GAS AND OIL.....THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. </description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 4 Jun 2009 20:07:15 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Well Well Well ... Oh Hell</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/oh_hell.html</link>
<description> I know...I know..it&#x27;s been forever. But I am still here.... Not sure where to even begin as I&#x27;ve been gone so long. I miss everybody like crazy. That is a given. Ken is working now...thankgoodness Mom stopped eating, was throwing food down the toilet. Lost 30 pounds. Had to put her on Megaze (I know i&#x27;m not spelling it right). She&#x27;s eating again now and seems to be in better spirits. Although she was pretty pissed she hadn&#x27;t won at bingo lately. Work is a zoo. A Freaking Zoo. So many peopl ...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 15:10:26 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Holiday Food Tips</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/holiday_food_tips.html</link>
<description> ....the REAL Holiday food tips! ....1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffettable knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you seecarrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they&#x27;re serving rumballs.2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-maltscotch, it&#x27;s rare. In fact, it&#x27;s even rarer than single-malt scotch. Youcan&#x27;t find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who caresthat it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It ...</description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/holiday_food_tips.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:58:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Winter Wonderland</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/winter_wonderland.html</link>
<description> Hell has frozen over, it&#x27;s offical. It snowed in my home town in Louisiana..LOL Actually it&#x27;s ice here in TN. What normally takes me an hour to get home...took me 2 1/2 last night. Slipping and slidin the whole way. Scary as hell. People all over in ditches and hitting each other and trees. Was quite fun last night. I got stuck twice, got out of one of them...I did manage to stay out of the ditch. Second time was on my own street. I live up sort of a little hill, and after two hrs of white ...</description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/winter_wonderland.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:30:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Winners to Quiz (12/3)</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/winners_quiz_123.html</link>
<description> We have winners to the quiz this week: and Who had the correct answer which was: Catch a cold So they can split the prize..*grins* </description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/winners_quiz_123.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Dec 2008 15:15:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Quiz Day (12/3)</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/quiz_day_123.html</link>
<description> Quiz Day...for December 3rd.. On Average: The Average person will do this 233 times in a lifetime? And the winner gets: </description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/quiz_day_123.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Dec 2008 15:56:09 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Mental Health Moment</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/mental_health_moment.html</link>
<description> *waves to everybody* I know...I know...It&#x27;s been awhile. I&#x27;m sorry for freaking everybody out. I&#x27;m fine. Just been a bit frazzled around the edges. We&#x27;ve had State Auditors here for the Month, which means everything you do or have done in the last year has to be gone over with a fine tooth comb. Joy Joy...NOT!!! LOL Plus my Supervisor has been out...he may loose his foot...is going for his 9th surgery and hasn&#x27;t been in the best of moods. Got a big laugh yesterday, when I tried to call my  ...</description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/mental_health_moment.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Dec 2008 21:26:14 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Alive and Well</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/alive.html</link>
<description> Yes, I&#x27;m still here, I know I haven&#x27;t been around much. But I&#x27;m fine and doing well. Been busy at work, folks loosing their jobs right and left, which is really sad. But It&#x27;s kept work really hopping. I started reading the twilight series and feel in love with it. I didn&#x27;t think I&#x22;d like it. But it caught you from the very begginning and wouldn&#x27;t let you go. I hope to see the movie soon. Ken is still looking for work. Went to a workshop today and did a lot of networking. Were ok but it wou ...</description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/alive.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:20:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Quiz Winner (11/13)</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/quiz_winner_1113.html</link>
<description> We have a winner: The winner of this weeks quiz is: Who got the correct answer...which was: Bananas So he gets the prize this week: </description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/quiz_winner_1113.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:10:26 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Quiz Time (10/10)</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/quiz_time_1010.html</link>
<description> It&#x27;s that time of the week again.... Today&#x27;s quiz is: This is the number #1 selling item in Wal-mart....more people buy this item than any other????? And the winner gets: </description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/quiz_time_1010.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:51:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Few Things About Me..</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/things_me.html</link>
<description> &#xA0; &#xA0; &#xA0; Favorite fruit? strawberry For or against same sex marriage? &#xA0;I am for same sex marriage, everyone should have the right to marry who they love. Have you ever slept in someone else&#x2019;s clothes? Yes I have *grins* How many U.S states have you been to? &#xA0;9 Name something physical you like about yourself? &#xA0;&#xA0;I have a cute dimple Something non-physical you like about yourself? my since of humor What is your dream car? &#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0;Jeep What dream car do you want your husband/wife to drive? ...</description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/things_me.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Nov 2008 21:56:16 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>We Have a Winner (10/31)</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/winner_331.html</link>
<description> We have a winner to this weeks quiz &#xA0; He got the correct answer which was Gardening &#xA0; So he gets the prize this week: &#xA0; </description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/winner_331.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Nov 2008 00:24:13 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Quiz Day (1028)</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/quiz_day_1028.html</link>
<description> Tuesday Quiz Day!!! And today&#x27;s quiz is: On Average: More people spend more money on this hobby than any other? And the winner gets: </description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/quiz_day_1028.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:46:40 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Stuff in My Head ...</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/stuff_head_.html</link>
<description> This post isn&#x27;t going to be about anything in particular. Just a little bit of this and that rolling around in my noggin. Work has been a zoo. So many people are getting laid off with the economy the way it is. Even Nurses...which has really surprised me. Home Health has really took a hit. Especially around here with all the cuts the State has been doing with Tenn Care. People who need around the clock care have been cut so it&#x27;s caused a ripple effect. I&#x27;ve had really strange conversation  ...</description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/stuff_head_.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:04:13 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>We Have a Winner</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/winner_12.html</link>
<description> Sorry so late in posting this. Work has gotten really nuts lately. The winner to last weeks Quiz is: She answered the correct answer which was: Toothpicks So she gets the prize this week: </description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/winner_12.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:14:39 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Quiz Day (10/15)</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/quiz_day_1015.html</link>
<description> Here is the quiz for this week: On Average: Americans choke on this object more than any other? And the winner gets: </description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/quiz_day_1015.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:12:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Breaking News!!!</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/breaking_news.html</link>
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<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/breaking_news.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:25:56 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>We Have Winner(s)</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/winners_3.html</link>
<description> We have winners to last weeks quiz... Who got the answer first which was Overeating with coming in a close second. So they get to share the: </description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/winners_3.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:01:40 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Hint on Quiz</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/hint_quiz.html</link>
<description> Wow...since nobody has gotten the quiz yet...I thought I&#x27;d throw out a little hint. The Holidays are coming...and most likely you will do this during them... </description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/hint_quiz.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:22:09 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Quiz Day (10/7)</title>
<link>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/quiz_day_107.html</link>
<description> Tuesday quiz day: Today&#x27;s quiz is: According to studies: Hearing is diminished after you do this? And the winner gets: </description>
<comments>http://my.greasy.com/elfie33/quiz_day_107.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Oct 2008 14:51:08 GMT</pubDate>
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