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Anniversary Gift


Jack was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and IT BETTER BE THERE.

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When the wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back into the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Jack has been missing since Friday.

posted on June 23, 2010 7:19 PM ()

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Good one!
comment by elderjane on Aug 15, 2010 8:56 AM ()
Morning, thanx - I needed a laugh! (I can relate to that wife ha ha)
comment by febreze on Aug 5, 2010 3:21 AM ()
My daughter lives in Marietta is this outside of Atlanta?
comment by fredo on June 25, 2010 2:14 PM ()
Thanks for stopping by. When I read this, I burst out laughing.
comment by gapeach on June 24, 2010 7:03 PM ()
That's cute. Thanks for the good laugh.
comment by troutbend on June 24, 2010 3:30 PM ()
Thanks for stopping by.
reply by gapeach on June 24, 2010 6:45 PM ()
Good for Jack.I would have long gone.
comment by fredo on June 24, 2010 11:35 AM ()
Fredo, if he wanted to stay alive he'd better be long gone.
reply by gapeach on June 24, 2010 6:46 PM ()
And if he's smart, he'll stay missing!!!
comment by redimpala on June 24, 2010 7:37 AM ()
You got that right.
reply by gapeach on June 24, 2010 6:47 PM ()
comment by jondude on June 24, 2010 6:26 AM ()
Thanks, I thought it was hilarious.
reply by gapeach on June 24, 2010 6:47 PM ()
comment by greatmartin on June 23, 2010 7:59 PM ()
Hey Martin, thanks for stopping by.
reply by gapeach on June 24, 2010 6:48 PM ()
oh yeah!!! Makes sense that he went missing.
comment by kristilyn3 on June 23, 2010 7:28 PM ()
If I were him, I would go into hiding.
reply by gapeach on June 24, 2010 7:01 PM ()
comment by nittineedles on June 23, 2010 7:24 PM ()
Ooops. Marg, the top comment was for you. My computer is not cooperating with me tonight.
reply by gapeach on June 24, 2010 7:04 PM ()

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