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God Loves Drunk People, Too




A man and his wife were awAKENED AT 3:00 AM BY A LOUD POUNDING ON
THE DOOR..
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped
us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband..
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk..


posted on Apr 9, 2010 5:48 AM ()

Comments:

comment by febreze on Aug 20, 2010 5:58 PM ()
nice story, GOD really loves them。。。。。:)
comment by abbylee on July 8, 2010 10:51 PM ()
Yep, drunks and children. When my boys (46 & 41) tell me about some of their escapades I nearly faint.
reply by gapeach on July 9, 2010 1:22 PM ()
First laugh of the day! Thanks!
comment by susil on June 12, 2010 11:37 AM ()
You're welcome!
reply by gapeach on June 12, 2010 12:56 PM ()

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