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<copyright>&#169; 10:19:05 Greasy.com  All rights reserved.</copyright>
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<title>Where Does the Time Go</title>
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<description> Good Sunday Morn, Greasytown: I can&#x27;t believe its been almost a month since I&#x27;ve graced these hallowed pages. I am such a slacker. I just don&#x27;t have a whole lotta motivation to do anything anymore. It&#x27;s either the heat or my physical condition one. Not a lot happening here in Cow Snot since Rodeo Days have come and gone.. and with it most of the ijit tourists, although some die hards remain. I know its good for the local economy to have these yahoos running about but they are still a major ...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 13:04:03 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Stuffs and Such</title>
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<description> Good Friday Morn, Greasytown: Once again I am up before the break of day, which should occur here in about an hour or so. I have an appointment to see the doctor next week and mebee he can figure out why I am so tired and fatigued all the time and why the insomnia is back. I am afraid he is gonna prescribe oxygen and I&#x27;ll have to be tethered to a tank of air with hoses up my nose all the time. Sheesh. A number of people here at Shady Pines and in Cow Snot in general have oxygen due to the  ...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:43:14 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Outbreak: the Sequel</title>
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<description> Good Humpday, Greasytown: Well, its here. We&#x27;d hoped we had avoided this awful contagion but there&#x27;s no doubt about it...we have it. Bedbugs. Yes, ladies and germs the infestation that is sweeping the country is now here at Shady Pines. Needless to say we are all mortified. So today the Cowsnot Housing Authority has scheduled apartment inspections for the entire building. They were &#x27;asposed to begin at 1pm(MDT) and end whenever they were done but I have seen hide nor hair of Elmo Buttcrack ...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Jul 2010 21:51:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Birthday America</title>
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<description> Good 4th of July, Greasytown: Hope you and yers are having a fine ol&#x27; time celebrating the anniverary of our nation&#x27;s birth. Here at Shady Pines we are planning a cookout later today. Hamburgs, hots, smoked sausage on the grill and all the potato salad and baked beans you can stuff in yer face. Watermellon and s&#x27;mores for dessert. I&#x27;m hoping the weather will co-operate. It&#x27;s kinda cloudy now but as long as it&#x27;s not actually raining, we should be good to go. We decided on this cookout becau ...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 4 Jul 2010 17:59:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Hot Water Crisis: Day Two</title>
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<description> Good Humpday, Greasytown: We here at the Shady Pines Senior Complex have been without hot water for two days now. This happens with great regularity(one of the few things that happen around here with regularity..har har). The Cow Snot Housing Authority, the agency that runs this shit hole, needs to install a new boiler but they have been half assing around trying to patch up the old one. It would be more cost efficient to get a new one but they continue to drag their feet. Meanwhile we hav ...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 14:00:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Facebook Hacked</title>
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<description> Good Mawnin&#x27; Greasytown: For all of you who have been communicating with me on Facebook, my account there has been de-activated. Someone got into my email and sent spam to everyone on my email contact list. I don&#x27;t know if this has happened to you or not if you have a Facebook account. You might want to check. I will sorely miss playing poker over there but I feel that the risk is too great to remain on Facebook. I have changed the password on my email account but the email is still good f ...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 10:53:54 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>This is it ... .Hell Has Frozen Over</title>
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<description> GGGoood HHHumppp DDDay, BBlogg PPPals: It is, according to the calandar, May 12th. But as I sit here, a snow storm is swirling out my window here atop the Shady Pines Senior Living Complex. The weather prognosticators are calling from 4 inches to a foot, depending on which tv chanel you listen to. Aye yi yi, I have never seen such a screwed up climate, although the Flower City by the Lake came close. The annual Lilac Festival in that vaunted city, which should be commencing any day, was of ...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:01:09 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Insomnia Time ... Again</title>
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<description> Good Friday, Greasytown: &#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0; Looks like spring is finally here at the foothills of the Rockies.&#xA0; I am beginning to notice the buds of leaves on the trees.&#xA0; Before we know it the lilacs will be a-bloom and the prairie will be alive with wild flowers. Spring is almost always welcome anywhere ya live, isn&#x27;t it? &#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0; Othewise, all is the same here in Cow Snot. Crazy Sis continues to pursue her futile efforts to buy the house down the street from brother Bubba.&#xA0; She just won&#x27;t let i ...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 09:12:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bugg on Facebook ... High Time</title>
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<description> Good Thursday Blog Pals Well, I took the plunge and am now on Facebook. Figured it would be a good place to round up votes when I made my run for Grand Imperial Poobah in &#x27;12. I have ran into a number of you over there but some I do not recognize because I don&#x27;t know yer real names. Please let me know if you are a blog pal making a friend request and tell me yer blog handle. I&#x27;d hate to ignore any of my dear greasy friends. So tell me how this Facebook works. How do I leave messages for a) ...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 03:35:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Spring is Here ... Tra La Laaa ...</title>
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<description> Happy Vernal Equinox, Greasytown: Yes, friends, spring is here. And as I look out my window high atop the Shady Pines Senior Housing Complex what do I see? Snow on the ground. That&#x27;s right. And the temperature is a balmy 5 degrees. Now where did I put those Bermuda shorts, flip flops and tube tops? The sun is shining brightly though, and with any luck at all, this shit should all melt away soon with the high temps in the upper thirties predicted today. I&#x27;ll wait and let the sun melt the cr ...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:22:23 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Sugarmag&#x27;s Survey: Swiped from Nittineedles</title>
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<description> Good Sunday Afternoon, Greasytown: &#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0; We haven&#x27;t done a quiz for awhile so here&#x27;s one courtesy of nittineedles: One of your scars, how did you get it?&#xA0;&#xA0; Small one inch scar on my tummy where they took out my gall bladder. What is on the walls of your room?&#xA0; Picture of Mr. Bugg with our dog Tanya, picture of me with our cat Elvis, painting of a scene at the Montezuma Wildlife Refuge in New York done by my friend Jean. Do you snore, grind your teeth or talk in your sleep?&#xA0; Not to the ...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 22:49:50 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Inspections Commence and Jethrene&#x27;s Move</title>
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<description> Good Tuesday, Greasytown: Well, the time has come once again for the yearly inspections by the federal agency that oversees public housing here in Cow Snot. I won&#x27;t name said agency but it sounds like an old Paul Newman movie. All last week, Cow Snot Housing Authority maintenence crews were here at Shady Pines fixing the stuff we&#x27;ve been begging them to for months with no sucess. I&#x27;m reminded of the scene in the movie &#x22;Stalag 17&#x22; when, in advance of the Geneva man coming to inspect , every ...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 9 Mar 2010 12:12:25 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Updates from Cowsnot</title>
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<description> Good Morning, Greasytown: Well, I am now officially a car owner. Got the insurance, plates, etc. and now the P.O.S. is all mine. It&#x27;s something of a challenge driving a stick shift after so many years and knee issues but I am sure I&#x27;ll get used to it. I mean it&#x27;s not like I have to drive every day. Hey, I can get &#x27;round town now so its worth it. Saturday is the day Jethrene and her little tribe move back in with her parents. The renovations to brother Bubba&#x27;s house will be complete by then ...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 4 Mar 2010 11:51:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Wheels!!!!</title>
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<description> Good Sunday Morn, Greasytown: Well at last, at last, I have some wheels. I tell you, I am happier than a pig in shit. Niece Jethrene bought a new mini van so she gave me her old p.o.s. Gave is actually a misnomer. I have to give her money....a few bucks here and there as I can spare it and perform baby sitting chores. Which is ok by me. The dealer wouldn&#x27;t give her squat for a trade in so she let me have it. It runs and, according to Jethrene&#x27;s daddy&#x27;s(my brother Bubba) mechanic, its sound ...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:27:07 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Visit to the New Doc</title>
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<description> Good Tuesday, Blog Pals: &#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0; I visited a new doctor today. Decided to fire Dr. Tightass and move on.&#xA0; So I made an appointment with some sawbones a couple of the inmat....I mean tennents here reccommended. It was interesting. For one thing, I never saw the doctor.&#xA0; He has these &#x22;nurse practitioners&#x22; to do the routine exams.&#xA0; I don&#x27;t mind, really. Many times the nurses know more about what&#x27;s going on than the doctors do. Anyway, this lady was very nice. I actually got her to smile w ...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:23:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Meanwhile ... .In Cow Snot</title>
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<description> Good Humpday, Greasytown: &#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0; Weather forecasters are calling for some snow here. Nothing like back east, thank goodness, but a few inches to throw a slippery monkey wrench into the works.&#xA0; &#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0; Since Monday before last, I have been battling the dreaded bronchitis.&#xA0; Many (2) have been urging me to go to Kwik Care or the doctor or some other practitioner of medical scorcery but I am determined to tough it out.&#xA0; They&#x27;d pro&#x27;ly put me in the hospital (of which I&#x27;ve seen more than ...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 04:19:14 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Thank You All for Caring</title>
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<description> My Dear Greasytown Friends and Neighbors: Thank you all so much for your expressions of sympathy and support after Mama&#x27;s recent passing. It means more than words can ever say to know that you all care so much. As soon as the weather breaks back East, Sis will be taking Mama home to be with Daddy once again. I wish I could go as well, but alas, finances and health issues forbid. We are getting along as best we can and as time passes, the pain will ease but never go away entirely, as I&#x27;m su ...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 05:54:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Mama</title>
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<description> My Dear Blog Pals: A sad annoucment ....Mama passed away yesterday morn just after midnight. It was a second heart attack. The nurses said it was sudden and painless. Niece Lulubelle called me with tears in her voice and broke the news. We&#x27;ll be having a brief private service for her here on Saturday then fly her back to West Virginia to be buried beside Daddy, as was her wish. Sis is going with her. I&#x27;ll write more later, dear friends. reguards yer berieved pal bugg </description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 4 Feb 2010 11:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>My Weekend: a Series of Events</title>
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<description> Good Sunday, Greasytown: &#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0;&#xA0; Update on Mama....she apparently suffered a heart attack on Saturday morn.&#xA0; They performed more surgery to remove some clots. According to the surgeon, who seems like a straight shooter, there was a conflict in the medications they were giving her.&#xA0; Idiots.&#xA0; We all went to the hospital and were hanging out waiting on news from her surgery. She&#x27;s holding her own but it does not look promising. According to brother Bubba, in her few lucid moments, she kep ...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:38:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Mama&#x27;s Hospital Revolving Door</title>
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<description> Happy Dr. King Day, Greasytown: Well, Mama&#x27;s back in the hospital yet again and we are all beside ourselves. They keep testing her heart, which continues to give her worries. Common opinion is that its anxiety attacks that are making her heart problems worse. They gave her a chill pill at the hospital and it knocked her out but good. We want her to calm down not be in a stupor. We are at our wits end. I have a therapist(the &#x22;check up from the neck up&#x22; kind) that&#x27;s gonna see if she can&#x27;t ta ...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 22:34:24 GMT</pubDate>
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