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Deep in the Heart of Rodeo Days


Howdy, Greasytown:

Yes, it's that time again here in Cow Snot. Rodeo Days. And the town is crawling with dime store cowboys, crappy drivers,lookie loos and various other varmits. It took me a half hour (I am not making this up) to get across town due to the ijit tourists with their fifth wheels, boats, monstrous RVs, (sometimes all three together)and other menaces to navigation clogging up the highways and byways. While I do realize that they bring in needed dollars to the local economy,I still can't help but complain, bitch and kvetch about it all. Fortunately, it will all be over come Sunday and most of the vermin will crawl home to Sheep Dip Oklahoma, Lobster Claw Maine or Corn Blight Ohio leaving us with just the home grown morons to deal with.

On the personal front, I have procurred another vehicle. It was becoming difficult to drive a stick shift with my arthritis getting worse. This one is a mini van with an automatic transmission. The gas mileage isn't as good as the Redneckmobile and it corners like an aircraft carrier but my old bones are feeling better and it doesn't wear me out just to drive to Wally-World. I like riding up high, the sound system is fabulous ( I can hook up my tablet to the radio and play my tunes over the car speakers...how cool is that?). I basically like most things about it except that it's a (shudder) DODGE. And its big enough so that I can live in it if they ever throw me out of Shady Pines. The entertainment center might be a tight fit, though. hee hee.

Well, blog pals, I gotta bounce. Have a good weekend everyone.

reguards
yer would complain if hung with a new rope pal
bugg


posted on July 24, 2015 3:55 AM ()

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Come on down here and drive me around!
comment by greatmartin on July 24, 2015 7:47 PM ()
comment by hobbie on July 24, 2015 11:27 AM ()
A nice big van sounds great. You can store your aluminum cans in it until you have enough to take to the recycling center - maybe a year's worth, depending on consumption patterns.
comment by troutbend on July 24, 2015 9:51 AM ()
OMG, speaking from sheep dip Ok, it is great to have you with us.
I am happy for your luxurious new transportation. I too, have coped
with the car, rv, boat hookups. Let's have them banned.
comment by elderjane on July 24, 2015 5:54 AM ()

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