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Happy Christmas to All


Howdy, Blog Pals:


First, a baby update: Briney Jr. is home and doing well. His latest visit to the pediatrician found him fit as a fiddle and ready for love. No discernable side effects from his rough entry into the world...so far.(Bugg crosses antenae) He was a month old on Monday (the 12th) and is cooing and pooing and eating like a little piggy. Still looks like his Pop. All fam damily is relieved. This is the greatest gift we all could have received.


 


Next, the weather: It is colder than a witch's you-know-whatty here in Cow Snot ( a high today of 8 whole degrees). 2-3 inches of snow aground. I am hunkering down here in my tawdry little apartment high atop the Shady Pines Senior Complex on bustling Chief Thunderjug Blvd. My heat bill is gonna look like the national debt, but what are ya gonna do?


 


As ready as I can be for Christmas. All gifts have been purchased, most of them online, thank goodnes. That Amazon Prime is the greatest thing since remote controls and microwave ovens. Wally World is a zoo this time of year not to mention the host of the National B.O. festival, so I try to avoid it when possible. Weather permitting I usually do my shopping in the wee hours (before 9 am) for my essential survival items i.e. Coca Cola, chips, ice cream, beef jerky. The seedier elements of the population are still sleeping it off at that hour and I can shop in relative comfort. All I need to do now is get off my lazy bum and wrap the gifts. I have erected my Charlie Brown Christmas tree and festooned it with tacky lights. It sits atop my printer and can be seen from the street. Hopefully, aircraft from the William H. Bonney municipal airport (and immigrant smuggling station) across the  way won't mistake it for landing lights and crash into the building. Believe it or not, this was a reason that the Cow Snot Housing Authority gave us for not hanging Christmas lights on the outside of the building. I am not making this up.


 


Well, that's about it, Greasytown. My hope is that all of you have a very happy holiday. Probably see you next year...hee hee.


 


reguards


yer looking for scotch tape pal


bugg


 


 


posted on Dec 18, 2016 7:27 AM ()

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83 degrees...brrrr. watch out you don't get a sunburn

reguards
yer I dreamed again of palm trees pal
bugg
comment by honeybugg on Dec 27, 2016 4:19 AM ()
We are suffering too from the cold. I am so glad little Briney is
thriving and all is well with you. Merry Christmas!
comment by elderjane on Dec 19, 2016 6:49 AM ()
and a happy New Year to you. yeah, he gets bigger every time I see him..and cuter by the minute.

reguards
yer he's looking more and more like me all the time pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Dec 27, 2016 4:10 AM ()
You got it covered Bugg! Have a great holiday!
comment by jjoohhnn on Dec 18, 2016 6:03 PM ()
you too, jon.

reguards
yer constant pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Dec 27, 2016 4:11 AM ()
Thanks for the baby update- I was wondering how it was going, but that's one of things we shouldn't ask about, have to wait until we're told. I am hiding out from the cold weather by Christmasing in Las Vegas. I may not be able to work up the resolve to go back at the end of the month, but maybe by then I'll be ready to face it all again. If the roads will be bad in the Colorado mountains, I'll have to drive through Wyoming. Big yawn. I know that the middle of nowhere is somewhere to somebody, but it's hard to believe during the tedious hours between Evanston and Cheyenne. Maybe it's better at night because then I wouldn't be able to see all the boring-ness. Best and warmest Christmas wishes to you, Dear Bugg.
comment by troutbend on Dec 18, 2016 12:47 PM ()
right back at ya, Troutie. make sure you have emergency supplies in yer car whilst driving through the "Big Empty". It's the same situation between Cow Snot and Pine Bluffs...miles and miles of treeless, trackless prairie.

reguards
yer no wonder they go nuts and eat each other pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Dec 27, 2016 4:17 AM ()
"It is colder than a witch's you-know-whatty here" Years ago I told you to come to Fort Lauderdale!! Today we will only have a high of 83 degrees and too much sun!
comment by greatmartin on Dec 18, 2016 11:11 AM ()
83 degrees ....brrrr. watch out you don't get a sunburn.

reguards
yer I dreamed again of palm trees pal
bugg
reply by honeybugg on Dec 27, 2016 4:21 AM ()

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