http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/ kevinshere's Blog en-us © 2010 Greasy.com All rights reserved. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 02:36:29 GMT 30 http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/mother.html We went out last night, there we were dressed and ready to go to the party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parrot and put the cat in the back yard. We phoned the cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. As we did, the cat we had put out in the yard scooted back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house while we were out, as she always attacks the bird. My wife goes out to ... http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/mother.html#comments Tue, 15 Jun 2010 09:56:48 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/keepsakes.html FOUR keepsakes that I have kept after many years that have no or very little monetary value . 2 kinds of SESSION CLOCKS –one that my brother Ron and I had to climb up onto a chair to get at ages 7 and 9—we broke it ---40 years later I received it when mum went into a small unit still broken so I had it repaired --it was a non chimer The other was a gift from an uncle who was 85 years old at the time –it chimes the quarter -half and hourly ., both of these are are on show in my lounge ... http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/keepsakes.html#comments Sun, 13 Jun 2010 09:10:21 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/women_lie.html TWO posts in a day , couldn't resist this one --of course women don't lie --they just handle the truth carelessly When Women Lie One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.. The Lord dipped His hand into ... http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/women_lie.html#comments Fri, 11 Jun 2010 10:10:54 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/laugh_----im_buying_cath.html Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I l ... http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/laugh_----im_buying_cath.html#comments Fri, 11 Jun 2010 07:32:24 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/laughter_good_medicine.html he Black Bra > (as told by a woman) > > I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. > One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. > > We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by > greeting them at the door > Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to > meet in a few days to exchange notes.. > > Here's how it all went. > > My engaged friend: > The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me wi ... http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/laughter_good_medicine.html#comments Thu, 10 Jun 2010 11:13:38 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/terminology_words--_aussie.html U S A uses the word RANCHER when mentioning farmer and ranch for the holding AUSTRALIA uses cattle station and station owner in that context -also a Farmer -- i e --wheat and wool-mixed etc is known as a COCKY His residence is just called a farm house and the owner of such is a BOSS COCKY . In this picture you can see the Boss Cocky , he's the one just sitting with his pipe doing nothing but making sure his sheep are being shorn The shearers shown are busy working away the one standing on ... http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/terminology_words--_aussie.html#comments Wed, 9 Jun 2010 01:09:21 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/celebrating_victory.html you little ripper --finally solved the mystery of the TROJANS cost me a fortune but worth it ---- lmao http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/celebrating_victory.html#comments Tue, 8 Jun 2010 04:30:51 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/eddie_dear_sir.html VICTORY http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/eddie_dear_sir.html#comments Tue, 8 Jun 2010 01:54:34 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/testing_spell_cheker.html sometimes the message i get uses the words---- spell checker ---am typing in mistakes ---then--- use spell checker in here  and see what happens  here goes hickory  dickory dock --- worked adelaide----worked used on off chance this might correct it, as i used google spell check just before this trojan thing took over -------------------------------------------------------------- edited this post -------this did not remove or repair ---BUGGA http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/testing_spell_cheker.html#comments Tue, 8 Jun 2010 01:40:44 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/shite_bonzer_---still_safe.html in other words --i'm in the poo proper-- using caths puter i can sign in and operate normally cath sign in on this puter --trojan warning appears so its just gotta be this puter using mine i get message trojan horse object blocked--no action required.-- Every time i move around site it appears fair dinkum i,ve worn out every shovel and spade i have in trying to remove it. it is not getting into my pc so i cant delete it have removed explorer 8 then reinstalled have removed avast and reinst ... http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/shite_bonzer_---still_safe.html#comments Tue, 8 Jun 2010 01:00:11 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/know_arthur_martha.html still the same this morning-- trojan horse warning --aborted still comes up --bloody thing appears to follow my every move ---dont laugh it aint funny --xz*xz#xz---zxzxz with a couple of choice swear word added. PERHAPS I NEED THIS TO FIX IT THE USUAL CATCH CRY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/know_arthur_martha.html#comments Mon, 7 Jun 2010 00:31:58 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/trojan_horses_beware.html have enough horses to surround troy ---so hooroo till fixed --only getting them from greasy --the wheel fell off http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/trojan_horses_beware.html#comments Sun, 6 Jun 2010 01:21:43 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/troy.html this morning in greasy where ever i go-- each article etc a trojan horse virus is attached. have deleted messages --in there as well on each one, sorry peoples can't answer/ Have we all got this or only me? will try another post http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/troy.html#comments Sun, 6 Jun 2010 01:04:15 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/heres_pussy.html PLEASANT THOUGHTS This is from news hound Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastro-enterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a colour diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis. Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't real ... http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/heres_pussy.html#comments Sat, 5 Jun 2010 04:49:46 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/tired_1030.html and you lot are just starting your day --lol Just got back from collecting my motorhome from repairers , 2 months from when the top blew off, just as well i didn't have to live in it while waiting. so now i'm going to hop off to bed like a good little mouse same as the one in pic ----another oddity in oz A Northern Territory bloke is drinking in a Brisbane pub when he gets a call on his phone... He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because his wife has just given birth to a baby boy w ... http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/tired_1030.html#comments Fri, 4 Jun 2010 13:23:11 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/pics_oz.html YELLOW FOOTED ROCK WALLABY THE HORSES ARE LONG GONE ESPERENCE WESTEN AUS MOSSMAN NSW TASMANIAN LAKE CHANGING STATES IN THE OUTBACK TERMITES ARE THE REST GOOD ROAD BAD ROAD --WHICH WAY ALWAYS FIND A WATERHOLE AND OF COURSE MUST HAVE A FUNNY OR TWO http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/pics_oz.html#comments Thu, 3 Jun 2010 06:08:32 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/wallaby_track.html href="http://my.greasy.com/cgi-bin/blogapp/img.cgi?image=88539262.jpg" title="Share this image!"> AND YES its a tree kangaroo--fair dinkum just some places we have visited from desert to tropical north http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/wallaby_track.html#comments Wed, 2 Jun 2010 07:04:32 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/bendigo_australia--_architecture_2.html Bendigo -gold was discovered here back in the 1850's and along with Ballarat started the Australian gold rush. Becoming rich these buildings show wealth, gold is still found in the surrounding areas with a few mines still operating, but mainly found with gold detector when fossiking There are a lot of other towns in the vicinity where gold was found most have the old buildings stil standing and have become touristy-others have disapeared but ruins of what once can still be seen http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/bendigo_australia--_architecture_2.html#comments Tue, 1 Jun 2010 06:08:12 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/bendigo_australia--_architecture.html failed http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/bendigo_australia--_architecture.html#comments Tue, 1 Jun 2010 04:42:50 GMT http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/arnaud_-bendigo_-heathcote.html 160kms to go a nice easy run from the western highway onto the Cadell which merges with the Northern just before Bendigo city ---chuck a righty onto the Melbourne highway what could be easier. ROADWORKS ----DETOURS AND I'M LOST ---- so i followed a car that seemed to know where he was going and yay!, Bendigo --but where ---looks at my map ---useless ---a few cars were turning at traffic lights so done the same and came out on main rd --which one! ---chuck a righty round a roundabout ---mor ... http://my.greasy.com/kevinshere/arnaud_-bendigo_-heathcote.html#comments Mon, 31 May 2010 06:47:36 GMT