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I am giving my kitten away because after my ex moved out, I decided 3 cats was way too much so I put this ad in the classified ad's today:

SWYMC (single white/yellow male cat) looking for SNAF (single non-allergic family)
Enjoys long naps in the sun and a good belly rub.
Watching movies late into the night with a big bowl of popcorn.
Sleeping in late on weekends and bird watching in the afternoons.
Torturing the dog and playing with string.
Eating gourmet meals and taking long baths.
Will also kill all those pesky bugs and rodents within a mile radius of your home.
I don't drink but I do indulge in a little " cat nip" once in a while.
If interested, call my human at ***-**** after 4:00 and you can come get me.

posted on Dec 5, 2008 8:31 AM ()

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FREE ##### is the wrong title.
All those who read it are perverts like me.
We are not interested in adopting cats!
comment by andrewtungsk on Dec 13, 2008 1:25 AM ()
Awwwww I hope you find a good home. I have 3 dogs and 1 cat and trust me, it's a full house
comment by teacherwoman on Dec 9, 2008 3:45 PM ()
Very clever. I hope you find kitty a good home. I agree 3 cats is too many. I have two and that can be a handful at times.
comment by mellowdee on Dec 9, 2008 10:33 AM ()
Very clever. Hope to find a good home.
comment by shesaidwhat on Dec 8, 2008 9:27 AM ()
clever...
comment by strider333 on Dec 5, 2008 9:39 PM ()
Very cute ad! Kind of reminds me of a Craig's List ad, which I love! Three cats are a lot!
comment by sunlight on Dec 5, 2008 2:29 PM ()
If I bring another animal home, I think Ray will make sure the house is a lot emptier.
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Dec 5, 2008 12:49 PM ()
Well, I would say that too, but thought I'd get into trouble.
comment by stiva on Dec 5, 2008 10:59 AM ()
Three cats is too many
comment by stiva on Dec 5, 2008 10:17 AM ()

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