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Mark
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Little Neck, NY
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09/29/1950
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RESIDE IN LITTLE NECK,NEW YORK, ONE 19 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FRESHMAN AT SUNY BINGHAMTON,WORK FOR NATIONAL SALES AND MARKETING COMPANY

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I purchased some Marie Calendar frozen dinners the other night my wife asked me to buy. She wanted to try this sesame beef and I opted for the teriyaki chicken on this particular evening she wasn't co...
There has been a lot of controversy about the opening of a new ExxonMobil Corporation gas station a few weeks ago in Augusta, Georgia. Not in your typical thought of location, this gas station is now ...
Last weekend, when I was about to make my usual Saturday morning omelet, a miracle occurred. I'm talking parting of the Red sea, 1969 NY Mets, kind of miracle. Cracking open an egg, what did I see? T...
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'Sh...
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear...(.........).Yes. The Happy birthday song , being sung in the world every day in many languages by a tune we all know. Did you ever w...
A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."The father as...
Ole was a farmer in Mintsota. (That’s Minnesota; he was a Scandahoovian.) He needed a new milk cow, and heard about one for sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota.) He drove to Nordakot...
GIVE MY REGARDS TO BROADWAY. There's a new theater on 42nd Street just off 8th Avenue in Manhattan:the Will Rogers Theater. I recently saw the revival of Mummenschanz there now in previews. I was all...
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.Bruce bravely wa...
With the recent number of firings and resignations in the White House, another well known name has decided to call it quits at the end of the month.Emeritus Kelly, the Speaker of the Circus and Suprem...
My wife was going to get her hair cut and colored last week. Trying to be a more observant husband so that she realizes i do notice things (other than a welt or hive on her face), when I came home fr...
With the Oscars on this evening, it is one my wife is especially looking forward to as we have seen many of the movies nominated for awards. I told her I wanted a dinner that is worthy of an Academy A...
A group of 40something guys discuss where they shouldmeet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they willmeet at the Black Forest Inn because they have theprettiest waitresses with low-cut blouses.Ten...
I was in my local supermarket this past weekend to buy some tuna fish when this bright gold rectangular shaped can caught my eye.....and my finger. Yeah, it was wedged between some cans of Starkist T...
Residents of parts of Northeastern Pennsylvania would be wise to heed the warnings of the US.Dept.of Seismology. Mount Misery. one of the last active volcanoes .part of the mountain chain that stretc...